godDAMMIT I GOT TAGGED

why archer why

why would you do this to me

i thought we were friends

why


Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 10 people and add them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know that you’ve tagged them.

FUCK YOU RULES I DO WHAT I WANT

I was tagged by GODDAMN ROBINHOOD221B GODDAMMIT

1. When and why did you join Tumblr? i was following several blogs but didn’t actually have a tumblr so then i was like let’s stop being lame and get a tumblr so i got a tumblr and im still lame so i think i missed a step or something

2. What is that one song that you can listen to 90,000,000 times and never get tired of? none because that would be ~684 years and i would be dead

3. Do you speak any other languages? German although not fluently at all please don’t throw rocks at me

4. What’s your opinion on butt chins? if you have an actual butt on your chin you should prolly get that checked by a doctor that does not sound normal

5. What book has, in any way, influenced you the most? calculus 232 changed my life just kidding that book was poop like the poop that comes out of a butt chin

6. What’s your favorite attribute about yourself? i can wiggle my ears

7. Have you ever left the country? i don’t leave the house much

8. Do you like rainy days/thunderstorms? fuck yeah thunderstorm is my middle name no its not but wouldn’t that be dope if it was

9. What do you excel at? microsoft excel that was a joke i cant use that program to save my life

10. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? african or eurpoean?

Heeere are your questions!:

1. OTP? me and yo momma

2. Favorite Avenger? loki no wait he’s not an avenger how about tony snark

3. If you had to choose one fandom to be in exclusively, which would it be? that’s like asking to choose one pokemon to catch you just can’t man you gotta catch ‘em all

4. Which fictional character would you like to spend a day with and why? any of the doctors

5. Out of all the books you’ve read in school, which is your favorite? all quiet on the western front yo that shit be dope

6. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? fukken walmart man just think of the possibilities 

7. If you could confess one thing to somebody, without consequences, who would it be and why? i would confess how cut off i felt to somebody that i used to know im sorry guys i know the internet killed that song and any joke that went along with it this dead horse has been beaten to a bloody pulp

8. Favorite dessert? RED VELVET CAKE MAN IT’S THE BEST THING EVER YOU HAVE NO IDEA

9. How tall are you? i’m 5’7.5” but i like to tell people that im 5’8” because it makes me feel less dead inside

10. Who is your favorite president from Washington? not every president was from washington you ass you know the capital used to be philadelphia REPRESENT 

not tagging anyone cause im tired and its time for sleepin

robinhood221b replied to your video: guys i made another science video and stuff

you are literally the cutest person in the world

oh stop it i’m blushing

robinhood221b replied to your post: robinhood221b replied to your post: robinhood221b…

I THINK ITS A ONE AT A TIME THING BUT ILL ASK MY PIMP AND GET BACK TO YOU

ALRIGHT THANKS I APPRECIATE IT

robinhood221b replied to your post: robinhood221b replied to your post: OMG SO EXCITED…

OF COURSE NOT. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT - IM SECRETLY A PROSTITUTE AND I CAN GET MY COLLEAGUES HALF OFF.

I CUT OUT A COUPON FROM LAST SUNDAY’S PAPER FOR 25% OFF CAN I USE BOTH DISCOUNTS AT THE SAME TIME OR IS IT MORE OF A ONE CUSTOMER ONE COUPON DEAL

BECAUSE I’D REALLY LIKE SOME CHEAP HOOKERS

robinhood221b replied to your post: OMG SO EXCITED GOING TO SEE AVENGERS WITH FRIENDS…

D:> DRIVE DOWN TO VIRGINIA WE CAN GO SEE IT

ROAD TRIP YEAH

WOULD YOU MIND IF I PICKED UP SOME HOOKERS ON THE WAY DOWN

robinhood221b replied to your post: robinhood221b replied to your post: I was just…

woah what how did you just gif yourself

recorded it on my webcam converted it at http://image.online-convert.com/convert-to-gif and then uploaded it at photobucket

robinhood221b replied to your post: I was just walking my dog and rocking out hardcore…

Actually it looked more like this

I’m not very good at dancing

robinhood221b replied to your post: And here’s part 4

Emily I love you.

not if i love you first

Wait that doesn’t make any sense

oh well

I never do

itsdaenerysdarling fragte: This is gonna sound sketch but I totally had a dream about youuuuu. Some guy was asking our class about love and different kinds and he picked you to talk and you were wearing this cool blue bow n your hair only it was like made of wire so you could like reshape it and I played with it it was cool. Yeah.

……THAT WAS REAL LIFE

robinhood221b replied to your post: There is so much caffeine in my system right now…

(I don’t know how to reply. I just had to share this.)

robinhood221b replied to your photo: GUYS LOOK IT’S SNOWING OH JEEZ OH BOY OH MAN …

WHAT. SEND IT DOWN TO VIRGINIA QUICK.

BACK OFF

THIS IS MY SNOW

GET YOUR OWN

robinhood221b replied to your post: omg this is the best ever. but. how. did you get your camera to work?? mine never does >_>

I bumped up the white balance from 0 to “why the hell would you ever use a setting this bright omg what is wrong with you”

That seemed to work

Also I brightened it in Photoshop shhhhhh don’t tell anyone

robinhood221b replied to your post: i love whales. i have a whale pillow pet. his name is THORca

It has been decided

A whale will go on my ceiling

Photo evidence will be supplied tomorrow

Until then, adieu

robinhood221b said: i love you

I love sweaters

itsdaenerysdarling fragte: you're on my 2k11 follow forever <3

OH MY GOOOOOOOODODODODODODOODODODD

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I AM BEYOND HONORED

omg deviantart… I haven’t been on there in forevuh

that website used to be my life. now tumblr is.

but no matter what website I become obsessed with I can count on you to derp around with me there <3

derp buddies fo lyf