what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
all i’m saying is that if there ever is a hostile alien invasion, i will be extremely disappointed if we don’t solve it space jam style
people often criticize short hair cuts by saying that there’s not much you can do with them
but i disagree!
so here are some cute lil’ easy styles you can try with your short hair!
“the classic pixie”
“the young bieber”
“the tidal wave”
“the flaccid unicorn”
and you can braid it, too!
casual reminder: if you’re tippity tappin away on your phone while i’m tryin to tell you a story or show you something i will take that phone and send it valhalla via horrible bloody murder because thats my biggest pet peeve ever
socially awkward? more like socially hawkward
as in i hope a hawk swoops down and kills me so i can stop embarassing myself during conversations