LAME SAUCE

Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking someone to prom

I can’t decide how to do it though

Here are my ideas so far

  1. Take him to dinner. Fake getting extremely angry. Flip table over. On underside of table it says “Prom?”
  2. Hire someone to kidnap him and lock him in a basement. Make the kidnapper threaten his death and tell him the only way he’ll be released is if he goes to prom with me. Then Ashton Kutcher jumps out and assures it was all a joke. Except the prom part.
  3. Spell out “Prom?” on his lawn with dog poop
  4. Spell out “Prom?” on his lawn with flaming dog poop
  5. Convince his doctor to tell him he has a malignant tumor. Then show him the x-ray and the tumor spells ‘Prom?”
  6. Buy a leopard. This has nothing to do with the prom thing. I just want a leopard.
  7. One word: gasoline.
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Getaggt: i have the feeling that none of these would work, .
  1. roguesassemble hat gesagt: use your leopard to maul a bunch of people and use their corpses to speel out “prom” … I mean….
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    oh my god I can’t stop laughing
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  9. theehokeypokey hat gesagt: Make it snow. Spell “Prom?” with pee
  10. rocketfists hat gesagt: Spell out “Prom?” on his lawn with flaming dog.
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