on the most recent game of thrones ep
Anonym fragte: Do you have any good movies you've watched that are in German? I'm trying to use it as a way to help my speaking. Thanks!
sophie scholl: die letzten tagen. it’s on netflix with english subtitles. it’s my favorite movie of all time. i’d highly recommend it
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
half of tumblr isnt 18+ you must be new
you have autoplay you must be new
(via fattynunchucks)
the idea of having scissors packaged in plastic fascinates me
how do you to open the scissors without scissors
it’s a neverending chain
a circle has no beginning
scissors are forever
“Hey, Tumblr can actually afford to have servers that don’t crash on a whim and can fix broken features now. Maybe they’re taking steps to make this website much more user friendly and overall work bett—”
“FUCK YAHOO YOU CAN’T TAKE OUR PORN AND GIFS AWAY!!!!”
“Nobody said anything about taking away anything.”
“C’mon. Seriously? Dude. Our PORN. Our GIFS. Our FEELS. Our HOME. GONE.”
“At no point were we told anything about any kind of content limitations being put forward. And nobody’s gonna even care about this deal in like a week. Just rela—”
“MORIARTY WAS REAL, HE BOUGHT TUMBLR, FEEEEEELS”
![slay-z:
satanic2chainz:
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]](https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/970404_519938144708316_1916321345_n.jpg)
nooooooooooooooo
[laughs to keep from crying]
(Quelle: siddman, via danandthetardis)
mangasockattack replied to your photo: TRY AS HE MIGHT, OBAMA CAN’T BAN THESE GUNS
I spent 5 mins laughing at the text and 10 at your guns.
r u sayin i dont got muscle
u wanna go
u wanna go right now
bitch let’s GO
methmonsters fragte: is ur icon u or is it leonardo dicaprio?
why the hell does everyone think i look like leo
