napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
man i have been playing too much saints row i just wanna go out and punch a prostitute or somethin oh man i’m HYPED
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
(via broadwaydinosaur)
a group of thirteen year olds wearing adventure time shirts and converse walk through the hallways of school laughing and yelling ‘come at me bro’ at people who pass by because they are different and random, unlike other teens
(via dramaticpaws)
i decided to look up what shawarma was and when i saw the pictures i realized i’d eaten it at a restaurant in stuttgart the last time i was in germany
shawarma
stuttgart
this is as close to being an avenger as i’ll ever get
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ablackmansanus replied to your post: Goal: Get home from work, take a shower, get…
YEAH YA RUDEY
im sooorryyyyy its just so gross and hot out and i was just so tired and my floor was just sitting there looking beautiful and i just couldn’t help myself
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant, respectively
and I’ve drawn
A HUMAN CENTIPEDE RIDING A BICYCLE
HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
(via scienceyeah)
Goal: Get home from work, take a shower, get things done
Reality: Get home from work, fall asleep on floor
(Quelle: hugginglokilaufeyson, via stayingshiny)
his brain is a bag full of cats
YES
in platinum i can use honey to attract wild pokemon if i slather it on a tree
will the same thing work in real life to attract boys or
am i missing something
let’s give it a go
apply a liberal amount
and now we wait
A tattoo of an oxytocin molecule, the hormone that makes one fall in love.
But why the fuck is it on your foot?
they have foot fetish prolly
in platinum i can use honey to attract wild pokemon if i slather it on a tree
will the same thing work in real life to attract boys or
am i missing something
i wish gamma radiation ACTUALLY gave you superpowers instead of
you know
killing you
(via mystikdragon)
