März 2012
adriofthedead:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally bites the inside of his cheek and it stings for the rest of the day.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum puts his pants in the drier with a chapstick in the pocket and ruins all his clothes.
theehokeypokey fragte: I just got that same sticker xD
roguesassemble fragte: yes I understand. carthage send me a bookmark and that p much sealed the deal.
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I Hope Rick Santorum
thiasthedark:
kennywaves:
plays Pokemon and encounters nothing but Zubat for the entire game.
Whoa hold on. I think you need to calm down and think about what you just said.
roguesassemble fragte: lol my step-brother goes to RIT
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me: puts tablet pen down for 2 seconds
tablet pen: runs away
tablet pen: disappears into sheets
tablet pen: vanishes to the himalayas
tablet pen: floats into the sky
tablet pen: flies into orbit
tablet pen: combusts never to be seen again
me: why
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Hmmm it appears I got a letter
It doesn’t seem to be anthrax…
Oh. It’s just more fluff from college admissions pestering me yet again.
Waste of paper, waste of time.
Whatever don’t give a fuck
Is there… is there something else in here?
STICKER
STICKER
STICKER
STIICKERRRRRRR
I GOT A STICKER
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josiahfiles:
happy leap day
peteratthedisco:
The Dubstep stockmarket is currently recovering from a massive drop.
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malicemidnight:
colonelsoapscum:
finnyoak:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
joshishollywood:
…what
Just…why. Sometimes I really hate people. HATE…people.
ohmygod…. also THE REACTIONSGFRD:J
OH… OH MY GOD
SHE WAS RIGHT
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holykindergarten fragte: may i say you have the most wonderful name on tumblr? and your drawings make me happy.
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Half Life 3 Canceled
kittenball:
2 hours ago, the voice actor of Gordon Freeman was involved in a fatal car accident and perished before the perimedics arrived. Gabe Newell, stating it disrespectful to replace him, officially announced that HL3 will never come to be.
May he continue to exist in our hearts and minds, and may he also rest in peace.
Februar 2012
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crackercolfer:
breaking news a teenage girl was cured of her clinical depression after seeing a webcam picture of a person smiling and holding up a piece of paper more at 11
chrismello:
The Hangover Part 3: Maybe We Should Quit Drinking
vondell-swain:
i cant believe i found another person who likes this world-renowned bestselling book series
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jamielikeschickens replied to your post: oh crap i reblogged the same thing twice and i’m…
It is perfectly fine to reblog such a masterpiece as that photoset twice, heck go and do it again if you like.
I did.
And I am damn proud.
oh crap i reblogged the same thing twice
and i’m on my ipod so i can’t figure out how to delete it
AAHHH TECHNOLOGY
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waitingforteaagain:
Words to keep inside your pocket:
Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
Euphonious -...
Rick Santorum: Separation of Church and State was not the founders' vision.
Thomas Jefferson: Christianity neither is, nor ever was part of the common law.
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So am I the only one who reads like this or what
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
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vondell-swain:
iplaypretend replied to your post: if i was in oprah’s studio audience i’d just look…
this is my favorite gif on the whole internet
i’ve had it saved for years and i look at it whenever i’m down
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vondell-swain:
LEONARDO DECAPITATED is what news headlines will say if leonardo dicaprio dies in that particularly unfortunate way
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