Januar 2012
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2009: I want a boyfriend this year
2010: I want a boyfriend this year
2011: I want a boyfriend this year
2012: i give up
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Okay so I started playing Fable II and I...
Here are some of the gems I came up with:
Doucheface McGee the Guard
Derp the Housewife
Beetle the Bard
Poopy McPoop the Beggar (I laughed for a solid 5 minutes at this one) (I’m so mature)
Also, I named my dog Fried Chicken
I am proud of my naming abilities.
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robinhood221b fragte: you're on my 2k11 follow forever <3
Dezember 2011
my otp: breathes in the same room
me: holy shit
me: oh my god
me: oh my fucking god
me: oh my god they're sharing the same air
me: they're so in lov-- OH M YGOD THEY LOOKED AT EACH oOTHER
me: IM GONNA DIE
me: I CANT LIVE
me: i love you
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Harry Potter According To...
enchantedtomeetyou3:
Ron Weasley 1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog. 2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister. 3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat. 4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy. 5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch. 6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama. 7, Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.
Hermione Granger 1. Hermione Granger and...
friend: mulan isn't even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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Life in a Day.
Go see it now.
It’s a movie.
It’s free on Youtube.
Go watch it.
Now.
I’m serious.
Watch it.
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flightofthemockingbird fragte: My ukuleles are Nala and Joseph. Your dulcimer looks like a Henry.
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“Oh, Xavier, I will never love anyone else as much as I love you”
A challenger appears
“Hey sexy thaaang”
“Mmmmm yeah I could play you alllllll night loonngggg”
“BUT EMILY I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS ABLERGHABHEERFLFNS”
“HOW COULD I POSSIBLY CHOOSE BETWEEN YOU TWO??!?!?”
“maybe I could...
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think your clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
so today, for what seems the hundreth time, some...
anobsessedstalkermighthave:
ohyousillypotato:
friend: omg why don’t you drink? me: because I don’t want to friend: you’ll never know if you never try me: it’s not that I’ll never do it, I just don’t want to now friend: omggggg but it’s so much fuunnnn everyone does it me: *stabs self repeatedly with pen* ~similar situation~ boy: omg let’s have sex girl: no I don’t want to boy: you’ll...
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so today, for what seems the hundreth time, some...
friend: omg why don't you drink?
me: because I don't want to
friend: you'll never know if you never try
me: it's not that I'll never do it, I just don't want to now
friend: omggggg but it's so much fuunnnn everyone does it
me: *stabs self repeatedly with pen*
~similar situation~
boy: omg let's have sex
girl: no I don't want to
boy: you'll never know if you never try
girl: it's not that I'll never do it, I just don't want to now
boy: but eeeveryone's doing ittttt
girl: i will call the police if you don't get off my property right now
~similar situation~
person 1: omg why don't you listen to nickelback
person 2: never talk to me again.
~similar situation~
other person 1: okay let's steal the Declaration of Independence
Me: I am letting these analogies go to far
Moral of the story: Stop trying to convince me to drink. I don't want to. I have reasons. Respect my decision. Thank you and good night.
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lafawnduhssecret:
boo boo keys
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