Februar 2012
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why are all these necks on my dash
where did they come from
why is this happening
this month has not been good for me and automobiles
it’s just been problem after problem
ugh
i never wanna drive again ever
from now on i will rely solely on apparating.
yay magic!
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harmoniousspectacle hat gesagt:
is this a game or…?
It was originally an article from the SCP Foundation, a forum for creepypasta.
Then somebody made a game about it.
A scary game.
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I was thinking of starting a hipster band
But then I realized I could never tell the other members that they were in it
Because the second that someone other than me knows about it it’s not hipster anymore
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All I can say about SCP-087 is...
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harmoniousspectacle replied to your post: Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking…
use your leopard to maul a bunch of people and use their corpses to speel out “prom” … I mean….
Ew I don’t want to touch dead bodies
yuck
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josiahfiles:
when you start drifting in and out of consciousness, can’t remember the past few minutes, and your black pastel begins to glow green
It’s probably time to stop
thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me.
Is that how you do it
lizzorasaurus:
claudiface:
lizzorasaurus:
too chicken to play that creepy fucking stairs game watch video instead
gross sobbing/screeching
Stairs game?
SCP-087
I was curious
I looked it up
Bad life decision
I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
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joshishollywood:
I’m learning a lot! Very educational, thank you for this
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mystikdragon fragte: casually creeps through your camwhore tag /I mean what/
The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →
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thehokeypokey replied to your post: Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking…
Make it snow. Spell “Prom?” with pee
Hey I know I may have suggested dog poop and fake cancer but come on I have standards
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rocketfists replied to your post: Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking…
Spell out “Prom?” on his lawn with flaming dog.
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Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking someone to prom
I can’t decide how to do it though
Here are my ideas so far
Take him to dinner. Fake getting extremely angry. Flip table over. On underside of table it says “Prom?”
Hire someone to kidnap him and lock him in a basement. Make the kidnapper threaten his death and tell him the only way he’ll be...
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So I got this thing in the mail and I don't know...
It’s not a parrot
Not a food
Definitely not a hat
WHAT SECRETS DO YOU HOLD??!?
…. Oh.
Oh man am I dumb!
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lightbuld:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
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Mom: Hey I'm going grocery shopping is there anything you want specifically
Me: Yeah raspberry snapple please
Mom: Sure no problem
One Hour Later
Mom: Hey I bought you your iced tea
Me: Aw cool thanks
Mom: I got you the generic brand
Me: ...
Mom: And the flavor is mixed berry
Me: ...
Mom: It's the same thing though right
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Why are you trying to set yourself on fire
Mom: Stop it
Mom: You're not a Tibetan monk
Mom: Iced tea is not equatable to freedom
Me: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND DO YOU
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So you know those petition websites
I was thinking of making a petition about how Janis Ian is a dyke
But then I would feel bad
So I think I’m gonna make a petition for people who feel personally victimized by Regina George
Who’s with me?
rocketfists:
bekn:
Why is four spelt with a ‘u’ but forty isn’t? Did the number forty not exist until America created it?
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how to make good food, starring pat
touchforsunrise:
start off with a handful of tiny butterfingers
grab a meat tenderizer aka the most badass looking thing in your house
finally, get some of your favorite flavor of ice cream
now the first step in the recip—fuck i ate all the butterfingers
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cryingvagina:
boys are dumb girls are dumb i am dumb everyone is dumb
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I watched Animal House for the first time today
♪ This is the first day of my life
I swear I was born right in the doorway ♫
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