LAME SAUCE: Archiv

why are all these necks on my dash

where did they come from why is this happening

Febr. 25

this month has not been good for me and automobiles it’s just been problem after problem ugh i never wanna drive again ever from now on i will rely solely on apparating. yay magic!

Febr. 25

Febr. 24

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Febr. 24

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Febr. 23

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harmoniousspectacle hat gesagt: is this a game or…? It was originally an article from the SCP Foundation, a forum for creepypasta. Then somebody made a game about it. A scary game.

Febr. 23

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Febr. 23

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Febr. 23

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I was thinking of starting a hipster band But then I realized I could never tell the other members that they were in it Because the second that someone other than me knows about it it’s not hipster anymore

Febr. 23

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All I can say about SCP-087 is...

Febr. 23

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harmoniousspectacle replied to your post: Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking… use your leopard to maul a bunch of people and use their corpses to speel out “prom” … I mean…. Ew I don’t want to touch dead bodies yuck

Febr. 23

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josiahfiles: when you start drifting in and out of consciousness, can’t remember the past few minutes, and your black pastel begins to glow green It’s probably time to stop

Febr. 23

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thespacecoyote: I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends Like it seems like some people just somehow Fall into relationships just like Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me. Is that how you do it

Febr. 23

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lizzorasaurus: claudiface: lizzorasaurus: too chicken to play that creepy fucking stairs game watch video instead gross sobbing/screeching Stairs game? SCP-087 I was curious I looked it up Bad life decision

Febr. 23

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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.

Febr. 23

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joshishollywood: I’m learning a lot! Very educational, thank you for this

Febr. 22

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mystikdragon fragte: casually creeps through your camwhore tag /I mean what/

Febr. 22

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Febr. 22

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The biggest photo of the night sky ever taken. →

Febr. 22

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thehokeypokey replied to your post: Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking… Make it snow. Spell “Prom?” with pee Hey I know I may have suggested dog poop and fake cancer but come on I have standards

Febr. 22

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rocketfists replied to your post: Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking… Spell out “Prom?” on his lawn with flaming dog.

Febr. 22

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Okay so in the somewhat near future I’ll be asking someone to prom I can’t decide how to do it though Here are my ideas so far Take him to dinner. Fake getting extremely angry. Flip table over. On underside of table it says “Prom?” Hire someone to kidnap him and lock him in a basement. Make the kidnapper threaten his death and tell him the only way he’ll be...

Febr. 22

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So I got this thing in the mail and I don't know...

It’s not a parrot Not a food Definitely not a hat WHAT SECRETS DO YOU HOLD??!? …. Oh. Oh man am I dumb!

Febr. 22

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Febr. 22

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Febr. 22

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lightbuld: i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over

Febr. 22

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Mom: Hey I'm going grocery shopping is there anything you want specifically
Me: Yeah raspberry snapple please
Mom: Sure no problem
 One Hour Later
Mom: Hey I bought you your iced tea
Me: Aw cool thanks
Mom: I got you the generic brand
Me: ...
Mom: And the flavor is mixed berry
Me: ...
Mom: It's the same thing though right
Me: ...
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Why are you trying to set yourself on fire
Mom: Stop it
Mom: You're not a Tibetan monk
Mom: Iced tea is not equatable to freedom
Me: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND DO YOU

Febr. 22

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So you know those petition websites

I was thinking of making a petition about how Janis Ian is a dyke But then I would feel bad So I think I’m gonna make a petition for people who feel personally victimized by Regina George Who’s with me?

Febr. 21

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rocketfists: bekn: Why is four spelt with a ‘u’ but forty isn’t? Did the number forty not exist until America created it?

Febr. 21

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Febr. 21

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how to make good food, starring pat

touchforsunrise: start off with a handful of tiny butterfingers grab a meat tenderizer aka the most badass looking thing in your house finally, get some of your favorite flavor of ice cream now the first step in the recip—fuck i ate all the butterfingers

Febr. 21

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