Mai 2013
Anschauenlindsaychrist:
i wont let this video die
vulpes-vulpix answered your question: hey! short haired followers!
In the immortal words of John Dorian, “for the love of god, mousse then twist! mousse. then twist!”
oh my god i was thinking of that exact line when i was trying to style my hair earlier
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how to properly pronounce “.gif”
hey! short haired followers!
i need help
do any of you know how i would go about making my hair wavy?
like how these nice folks have it
right now my hair is as straight and boring as they come
any advice is welcome???
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Anonym fragte: just letting you know that it's not "daß das das buch ist" but it's "dass das das buch ist" because "daß" doesnt exist in 'modern' german anymore it's just 'dass"
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
fun fact time! in order to compensate for having the same word twice in a row, youll often pronounce the first one differently! that that is pronounced thet that, and had had is pronounced hed had. vernacular is so cool!!!!! another fun fact!!! in german, you can have the equivalent...
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so tonight during dinner my parents asked if i’ve heard any college gossip since i got home, or if there were any crazy stories i had. i told them i couldn’t think of anything because every story i have and every bit of gossip i’ve heard involves some combination of binge drinking, breaking trespassing laws, and filthy sexual behavior
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theimmortalironfists:
bazzardcove:
arisonas:
the applause in the audience was fake
sonys stocks have raised up dramatically
so did nintendo stocks too
#what makes you haha.mp3
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im so disappointed
i quit video games forever
goodnight sweet prince
-quiet sobbing-
it’s called the xbox one because that’s the exact amount of us dollars anyone would ever be willing to pay for it
Report: All Xbox One games must be installed,... →
itsvondell:
thedukeoflions:
god what a terrible idea
there’s no way this is serious
oh my god what a way to ensure that no one will ever buy the xbox one
IT'S NOT EVEN BACKWARDS COMPATIBLE →
thedukeoflions:
quazza:
The Xbox One won’t play any existing Xbox 360 games, said Microsoft’s Marc Whitten in an interview with The Verge. The lack of backward compatibility results from the new console’s hardware…
Ha ha no
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ex-darling:
will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
tawnyshine:
worthyourweightinfanfiction:
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different...
[[MORE]]when your making a drink and you forget to stir so the alcohol s jus sittin on top and you take a sip and its just like a srtraight shot but hey now you got no chaser because that drink is suppossed to be ur chaser i mean wow thats the worst
on the most recent game of thrones ep
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PLW=EASE= TELL ME SAM GOES BACK T PICK UP THAT DAGGER I HAVENT GOTTEN THAT FAR IN THR BOOKS BUT I F HE LEAVES BEHIND THE DAGGER THAN CAN KILL A WHITE WALKER IN ONE HIT THEN AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK
Anonym fragte: Do you have any good movies you've watched that are in German? I'm trying to use it as a way to help my speaking. Thanks!
sacaswagea:
terrib1e:
sacaswagea:
“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
half of tumblr isnt 18+ you must be new
you have autoplay you must be new
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the idea of having scissors packaged in plastic fascinates me
how do you to open the scissors without scissors
it’s a neverending chain
a circle has no beginning
scissors are forever
rocketfists:
“Hey, Tumblr can actually afford to have servers that don’t crash on a whim and can fix broken features now. Maybe they’re taking steps to make this website much more user friendly and overall work bett—”
“FUCK YAHOO YOU CAN’T TAKE OUR PORN AND GIFS AWAY!!!!”
“Nobody said anything about taking away anything.”
“C’mon. Seriously? Dude. Our PORN. Our GIFS. Our FEELS. Our...
mangasockattack replied to your photo: TRY AS HE MIGHT, OBAMA CAN’T BAN THESE GUNS
I spent 5 mins laughing at the text and 10 at your guns.
r u sayin i dont got muscle
u wanna go
u wanna go right now
bitch let’s GO
methmonsters fragte: is ur icon u or is it leonardo dicaprio?
Anschauensupermeghan:
whenever im lost and confused i turn to michael for help
(x)
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